Conkers Magical Earth Academy

Never work again… it's now time to play.

Conkers Magical Facilitator Training. For the grown ups who never really stopped believing, and who are ready to carry the magic home to the children of their own community.

Empower young wizards, alchemists and magical faerie queens

This is for the adults who never really stopped believing. The ones who still feel the pull of a mossy stone, a full moon, a jar of glitter and a really good story.

The ones who light up around children, because children still live in the world that grown ups quietly miss. The ones who have spent years wondering if there is a way to build a life and a living entirely from play, from magic, from the pure and radical act of nurturing wonder in the next generation.

There is. And you have just found it.

Conkers Magical Facilitator Training is a complete plug and play business. Everything we have learned, created and refined at Upton Country Park, handed to you so you can open your doors quickly and with total confidence.

You will be trained in our method, specialising in highly sensitive and neurodivergent children, and supported to build a joyful business that fits around your family and grows at the pace of your life. Delivered online and in person at Upton, with Lisa Marie and Naomi beside you all the way.

See the journey
The Conkers potion table, crowded with jars of glitter, candles and handmade wands
How Conkers came to be

Build it and they will come.

One night Merlin came to me in a dream. He showed the two of us in a forest, teaching children how to make magic potions. I woke up knowing, without a single doubt, that this was it. That very day I began. I poured glitter into jars, gathered crystals and made wands.

I had £200 in the bank, blind faith and a clear vision.

A small, forgotten brick outbuilding at Upton Country Park was waiting. Every shelf, every potion bottle, every crystal you see there now was built from that starting point, slowly and by hand. We opened our doors in June 2023, thirty seconds from the sea. We call Upton the Source, because this is where it all flows from.

2023Doors opened at Upton Country Park, Dorset
£200All we had in the bank on day one
1000sChildren and families welcomed through our doors
85%Of potions made for the Earth, the animals, the ocean and kindness
A girl making a wish over her potion
Children pouring a magic potion together
Little hands making a mermaid wand
What we are witnessing

A safe space for the new children.

Something extraordinary is happening in our classroom. Many of the children who come to us are telepathic. They hear one another without words and feel the energy of a room the moment they walk in. These children are a whole new level of Human, here to help show all of us the way to a more beautiful and honest world.

Everything at Conkers is child led. The children are the creators. They choose their own ingredients, name their own realms and invent their own spells. Children who cannot sit still in a classroom sit for an hour, completely absorbed, stirring potions. Sensitive children who have been told they are too much find out they are exactly right.

  • Highly sensitive
  • Neurodivergent
  • Dyslexic
  • ADHD
  • Telepathic
  • Every gift a superpower
Families from afar

They travel from all over the world.

Families drive from Essex, four hours each way. Others come from Northumberland and Manchester, every school holiday, because the children ask to. And they fly in from much further.

  • Spain
  • Dubai
  • Germany
  • New York
  • South Korea
  • Australia
  • Hong Kong

Two children from Spain come to us every year at their own request. One day, as one of them arrived, I mentioned another Spanish family who visits every year. Half an hour later, that very family walked through the door. Those two children are now friends.This is what we are doing: we are bridging. And this is how we knew it was time to open the doors of Conkers to the world.

The training

Two paths, walked side by side.

The outer path is the craft, the tools and the business. The inner path is the reconnection with your own inner child. The inner path is what makes a Conkers facilitator.

The inner path

Heart and inner child

Remember your own magic before you hold it for others.

  • Your inner child workbook, completed before we begin
  • Four days of dedicated inner child work, designed by Lisa Marie
  • Reconnecting with imagination, play and whimsy
  • Holding space for telepathic and sensitive children
  • Leading from feeling, with courage
The outer path

Craft, tools and business

Everything from the first jar of glitter to the last goodbye.

  • Five days of methods, classes and session types
  • Every course: potions, wands, dragons, mermaids, faeries
  • How to run a class from welcome to goodbye
  • Safeguarding, ratios and risk assessments, including safe fire and candle work for older groups
  • Booking systems, pricing, parties, marketing and imagery

These children feel a grown up's unresolved energy instantly. A facilitator who leads from the heart is the foundation of everything we do, so the inner work is your most important professional preparation.

Your journey

Nine days that open your doors.

A nine day immersive, online and in person at Upton, then months of support as you begin.

First

Welcome to the Conkers family

Your inner child workbook and our shared plan. We read every word of your workbook, so we know exactly where you are and how best to support you.

Days 1 to 4

The inner path

Dedicated inner child work with Lisa Marie. This is where you remember your own magic before you hold it for others.

Pause

Integration

Time to rest, to play and to let it all settle in your body.

Days 5 to 9

The outer path

Training with Lisa Marie and Naomi on every class we run, how to hold a room of children, and everything involved from the first jar of glitter to the last goodbye.

Alongside

Your business, built with you

We help you source your kit locally, set up your booking system and prepare your marketing and social media launch.

Launch

Your first class

You open your doors and we are right there with you, cheering you on as you appear on the Conkers map of the world.

Ongoing

A family that grows with you

Regular calls with Lisa Marie and Naomi, the private facilitator community, new classes and training updates, and a growing family of lights on the map.

What you are here to become

Three outcomes at the heart of it all.

1

You have done your own inner child work.

You arrive on day one already cracked open a little, knowing where your own magic went and having started to call it back. The children you will work with are energy masters. Your inner world is your first classroom.

2

You can hold a heart led space.

Present, playful and energetically clear, so a sensitive or telepathic child feels completely safe in your room. You lead from feeling and trust yourself when something unexpected happens.

3

You are ready to go.

Your business name, your first class, your pricing and your systems, all in place, with a launch date in your diary. You leave with a plan and a fire, a certified Conkers Magical Facilitator who knows exactly what comes next.

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Before you arrive: complete and submit your Inner Child Workbook. This is where your journey begins, before day one, before the making, before the magic.

What you receive

Everything you need, in one place.

All of our courses

Every class, masterclass and party format we run at Upton, with full facilitation guides.

The inner child work

The workbook, the four days, and the ongoing practice that keeps your heart open.

Our magical playlists

The music we play in every class, attuned to the frequencies children respond to so beautifully.

Certificate templates

All of our children's certificates, ready to personalise and give.

Our imagery

Photography and graphics from Conkers to share across your marketing and social media.

Booking systems

We set up your bookings, your class listings and your party packages with you.

Marketing and launch

Launch posts, captions, email and a content plan so families find you from day one.

The Conkers map

Your own website can be built for you and linked to ours, so families find you on the Conkers map of the world.

Live training

Sessions with Lisa Marie and Naomi on how to run a class, plus ongoing calls once you launch.

  • Bio glitter in every colour
  • Potion powders
  • Potion bottles and jars
  • Crystals
  • Wand making materials
  • Spell cards
  • Certificates
  • Magical playlists
The life this makes possible

Work that feels like pure play.

A few days a week, with lots of free time left over. Your own children alongside you, so your business becomes part of their home education and something the whole family shares.

A handsome income doing what you love, and a life of real freedom. Happy, well supported, abundant grown ups make the very best guardians for these children. The magic lives in the experience, so materials stay beautifully low: a potion class costs around £2 per child to run.

Gentle

Around school hours

About 8 hours a week

A couple of potion classes and a party, woven around the school run.

Growing

A part time business

About 15 hours a week

Regular classes and weekend parties, with room to say yes to more.

Full

Your own magic school

About 25 hours a week

A full timetable of classes and parties, with a second facilitator at your side.

You choose, and you can change gears any time. Many facilitators work more in the school holidays and less in term time.

Our manifesto

We believe.

  • Every child arrives already whole, already wise, already magic. Our task is remembering.
  • A fallen conker, a puddle, a fire safely tended and a story told slowly are worth more than any worksheet.
  • The plant and Elemental Kingdoms are speaking constantly, and children, given time, are often the ones who hear them best.
  • Nature is the oldest teacher there is, and the park is our curriculum.
  • Access to wonder belongs to every family, which is why our scholarship exists and always will.
  • In slowness, in presence, in trusting a child's own pace over any timetable.
  • That £200 and a genuine calling can build a school and a temple, given enough time and enough graft.
Who this is for

For the ones who remember.

Teachers

Who adore children and feel their hearts sink a little every time the bell rings.

Home educating parents

Who want to build something beautiful alongside their own children.

Makers and healers

Forest school leaders, therapists, crafters, storytellers, healers and dreamers.

The secret believers

Anyone who once talked to the faeries at the bottom of the garden, and secretly never stopped.

What matters most is a genuine love of children, a love of nature and a willingness to play. Everything else, we will teach you.

The Conkers family

You will never work alone.

Year one

Support included

Your whole first year of support is part of your training. From year two, a small Conkers family membership keeps you supplied with new classes, training updates and ongoing support.

10%

Share the magic

Introduce a new facilitator and you receive an introduction fee of 10% of their training fee, as our thank you for spreading the light.

Your country

Become a Conkers Trainer

Facilitators who grow the family in their own country can go on to become Conkers Trainers, delivering the training in their own language.

Good to know

Your questions, answered.

Anything else on your heart, write to us at hello@rockandrose.one and we will come straight back to you.

Qualifications you will need
A genuine love of children, a love of nature and a willingness to play. Many of our facilitators are teachers, but plenty are parents, crafters and dreamers. Everything else, we teach you.
Online or in person
Both. The training is delivered online with live sessions, and in person at Upton Country Park on the Dorset coast, so you can join us from anywhere in the world.
How long it takes
The training is a nine day immersive: four days on the inner path, a pause for integration, then five days on the outer path. Your inner child workbook comes first, and your support continues long after you launch.
Where in the world you can run classes
Wherever you live. We help you source your kit locally so it arrives quickly and travels lightly, and we add you to the Conkers map of the world so families can find you.
Safety and safeguarding
Trained hands only. Safeguarding, ratios and risk assessments are part of your training, including how we work safely with candle making and fire for older groups.
When the doors open
We are opening Conkers to the world in early 2027. Founding members on the waitlist receive first access and a founding price.
Your invitation

If something inside you is quietly saying yes… welcome.

Conkers Magical Earth Academy opens to the world in early 2027. Join the global waitlist and be among the first lights on the map.

  • First access
  • A founding price
  • Online and in person at Upton
Join the waitlist
I started Conkers with £200, a little brick outbuilding and a quiet knowing that said build it and they will come. Thousands of children later, I know the real secret: the magic lives in the facilitator's heart first. Everything else can be taught. We have been waiting for you.
Lisa MarieFounder, Conkers Magical Earth Academy